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How to (Legally) Prank Amazon Porch Pirates
Porch piracy — the act of stealing packages from doorsteps — has become an annoying (and illegal) trend. But while the police handle the crime, you can have a little harmless fun with would-be thieves using a clever bait package prank.
Here’s a quick guide to pulling off a legal, funny porch pirate prank:
Step 1: Find a Decoy Box
Grab an empty Amazon box (from a past delivery) to act as bait. Make sure it looks legit — tape it up, maybe even print a fake label for realism.
Step 2: Fill It With… Not What They Expect
Instead of the latest gadget, try one of these (legal) surprises:
- Glitter – Messy, harmless, annoying. (Avoid fine glitter—it’s awful for the environment.)
- Packing peanuts – Bonus if you add a spring or balloon to make them pop out.
- A note that says “Smile, you’re on camera!” – Perfect for when you have a doorbell cam.
- Old junk – Expired sauce packets, random wires, broken toys… the more useless, the better.
Step 3: Set the Scene
Place the decoy box on your porch in plain view. Make sure your doorbell camera or security cam is rolling — you’ll want to catch the moment.
Important: Stay Safe and Legal
- Don’t use anything dangerous — no explosives, chemicals, or bodily fluids. That’s illegal and unsafe.
- Don’t confront the thief. Let the footage do the work.
- Consider reporting the incident and sharing the video with your local police.
Bonus: Go Viral
If you capture a funny moment, consider uploading it to social media or Reddit’s r/PublicFreakout or r/JusticeServed. Nothing teaches porch pirates a lesson quite like a few million views.
In Conclusion
Porch piracy is a real problem, but you can fight back with a good sense of humor and a harmless prank. Just remember: keep it safe, legal, and lighthearted. Sometimes, glitter and a little public embarrassment go a long way.