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Before You Report:

• Gather evidence like security camera footage, photos of the theft, or witness statements
• Keep records of stolen items including tracking numbers, receipts, and estimated values
• Note the exact time and date of the theft

How to File a Report:

• Call your local police department’s non-emergency line (not 911 unless it’s in progress)
• Many departments now accept online reports for property crimes
• Provide detailed descriptions of stolen packages and any suspect information
• Get a police report number for insurance and shipping company claims

What to Include:

• Your contact information and address
• Detailed list of stolen items and their value
• Any video evidence or photos
• Description of suspects if available
• Timeline of when packages were delivered and discovered missing

Follow Up:

• Keep your report number and case details
• Contact your shipping company (FedEx, UPS, Amazon) with the police report
• File insurance claims if applicable
• Consider joining neighborhood watch groups or apps like Nextdoor to share information

Prevention Tips:

• Request signature confirmation for valuable packages
• Use Amazon lockers or store pickup when possible
• Install visible security cameras as deterrents

Most police departments take package theft seriously, especially when there’s evidence and multiple reports in an area.

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